As a parent, I can tell you that you spend most of your days trying your very best to NOT be the reason your child ends up in therapy. Though it is important to keep in mind that if your kid ends up on a couch, he or she is going to be spilling every last detail of the childhood you so lovingly provided. Knock Knock’s How To Traumatize Your Children cuts right to the chase. Categorized as Self-Hurt rather than Self-Help, think of it as a guide to what you should avoid doing and saying for 18 years.